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4him

Jan 19 2006, 09:14 PM

Lord please come quick, you see
my wife wants me to build a deck this spring

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My tv just broke so I called the company to see if its still under warrenty and they told me that model only has a 1 year warrenty and it expired 17 YEARS ago
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My roof is leaking and the rainning season is comming

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The eye Dr said my son needs glasses

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My car is 11 years old and I'm not sure how much longer its going to last

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So you see I need you to come now please!

I am ready

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On a side note my 5 year old daughter just asked You into her heart tonight so thank you so much.

onetiggerroo

Jan 19 2006, 10:23 PM

I need the giggles. Thanks

RosielovesJesus

Jan 19 2006, 11:49 PM

That was cute.
My wash machine kicked the bucket today. My husband said do you want me to get a wash board for you

He was surprised I said okay why not. I don't care if we get a new wash machine or not. He looked shocked! He said you really are
ready to leave this earth aren't you.

I told him I don't know when He is coming, but I want the extra money to help others.So give me that wash board and I'll show you how to use it.

He has fixed that wash machine many times already.My husband never goes out and gets something new if you can fix what you have. This has always been
his philosophy and I would have that philosophy too if I could fix things

However it is over 25 years old now and he thinks we should get a new machine. I am just overjoyed that he wants to keep me over 25 years

4him

Jan 20 2006, 10:02 AM

QUOTE(RosielovesJesus @ Jan 19 2006, 11:49 PM)

That was cute.
My wash machine kicked the bucket today. My husband said do you want me to get a wash board for you

He was surprised I said okay why not. I don't care if we get a new wash machine or not. He looked shocked! He said you really are
ready to leave this earth aren't you.

I told him I don't know when He is coming, but I want the extra money to help others.So give me that wash board and I'll show you how to use it.

However it is over 25 years old now and he thinks we should get a new machine. I am just overjoyed that he wants to keep me over 25 years

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onetiggerroo

Jan 20 2006, 11:05 AM

QUOTE(RosielovesJesus @ Jan 19 2006, 11:49 PM)

That was cute.
My wash machine kicked the bucket today. My husband said do you want me to get a wash board for you

He was surprised I said okay why not. I don't care if we get a new wash machine or not. He looked shocked! He said you really are
ready to leave this earth aren't you.

I told him I don't know when He is coming, but I want the extra money to help others.So give me that wash board and I'll show you how to use it.

However it is over 25 years old now and he thinks we should get a new machine. I am just overjoyed that he wants to keep me over 25 years

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BIG GRINNING going on here right now....I know that feeling all too well. God's Word says, "Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor of the LORD." Proverbs 18:22 (KJV) I guess he wants God's favor to hang around, so he's getting you the new washer! No pun intended!

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