
good for you Jeep!
Love you anyway Maz!

This actually happened and when I heard about it, I rolled with laughter! We live in the middle of the Bible Belt!!!!
My daughter came home from school one day a few years ago, after we had moved south. (We had lived in NY for 14 years). Her teacher was explaining the rules of the classroom, to the class.
The teacher said, "I don't want to hear any fowl language in here!"
My daughter, being nieve to the southern slang, asked what fowl language they were talking about. Another student tried to help her and said, no cussin'. My daughter was getting frustrated and the teacher was too. After a lengthy discussion on why a birds language could not be discussed or talked about in class, someone said, "the teacher meant, cursing." "No Cursing in class." My daughter, just looked at the teacher and said, "why didn't you just say that. I thought you were talking about bird' languages being used in the classroom! And I was trying to figure out what bird languages have to do with English."
The teacher looking dumbfounded said, "didn't I just say that."