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Maz
just a bad day


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Maz
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 07:08 PM)
just a bad day


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Curses foiled again.

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onetiggerroo
1dsz5h3.gif good for you Jeep! 1dsz5h3.gif

Love you anyway Maz! wub.gif


This actually happened and when I heard about it, I rolled with laughter! We live in the middle of the Bible Belt!!!!

My daughter came home from school one day a few years ago, after we had moved south. (We had lived in NY for 14 years). Her teacher was explaining the rules of the classroom, to the class.

The teacher said, "I don't want to hear any fowl language in here!"

My daughter, being nieve to the southern slang, asked what fowl language they were talking about. Another student tried to help her and said, no cussin'. My daughter was getting frustrated and the teacher was too. After a lengthy discussion on why a birds language could not be discussed or talked about in class, someone said, "the teacher meant, cursing." "No Cursing in class." My daughter, just looked at the teacher and said, "why didn't you just say that. I thought you were talking about bird' languages being used in the classroom! And I was trying to figure out what bird languages have to do with English."

The teacher looking dumbfounded said, "didn't I just say that."


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Pamela
<-------------> that is an airplane flying right over my head, because I missed the take off. I have no clue as to what ya'll just said. tongue.gif

Is it one of those things to where you have to be there? rolleyes.gif
onetiggerroo
QUOTE(Pamela @ Jan 12 2006, 10:03 PM)
<------------->  that is an airplane flying right over my head, because I missed the take off. I have no clue as to what ya'll just said.   tongue.gif

Is it one of those things to where you have to be there? rolleyes.gif
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Maz posted a funny cartoon, but it had fowl language in it 1dsz5f1.gif

in it so Jeep deleted it so nobody else would see it

Maz made a funny remark about it and

Then I came in with my daughter's story from school....and there ya go!

Hope that helps! wub.gif
Pamela
QUOTE(onetiggerroo @ Jan 12 2006, 10:38 PM)
QUOTE(Pamela @ Jan 12 2006, 10:03 PM)
<------------->  that is an airplane flying right over my head, because I missed the take off. I have no clue as to what ya'll just said.   tongue.gif

Is it one of those things to where you have to be there? rolleyes.gif
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Maz posted a funny cartoon, but it had fowl language in it 1dsz5f1.gif

actually it would be best classified as a mild expletive. (Maz)

in it so Jeep deleted it so nobody else would see it

Maz made a funny remark about it and

Then I came in with my daughter's story from school....and there ya go!

Hope that helps! wub.gif
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I see....I think I get it...I think I get it...I got it....Thanks.... laugh.gif
Maz
QUOTE(onetiggerroo @ Jan 12 2006, 08:38 PM)
QUOTE(Pamela @ Jan 12 2006, 10:03 PM)
<------------->  that is an airplane flying right over my head, because I missed the take off. I have no clue as to what ya'll just said.   tongue.gif

Is it one of those things to where you have to be there? rolleyes.gif
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Maz posted a funny cartoon, but it had fowl language in it 1dsz5f1.gif

in it so Jeep deleted it so nobody else would see it

Maz made a funny remark about it and

Then I came in with my daughter's story from school....and there ya go!

Hope that helps! wub.gif
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Still waters run deep.
Maz
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 08:41 PM)
[Still waters run deep.
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Job 16:15 I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin, and defiled my horn in the dust. Job 16:16 My face is foul with weeping, and on my eyelids [is] the shadow of death; Job 16:17 Not for [any] injustice in mine hands: also my prayer [is] pure. Job 16:18 O earth, cover not thou my blood, and let my cry have no place. Job 16:19 Also now, behold, my witness [is] in heaven, and my record [is] on high. Job 16:20 My friends scorn me: [but] mine eye poureth out [tears] unto God.
Pamela
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 10:44 PM)
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 08:41 PM)
[Still waters run deep.
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Job 16:15 I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin, and defiled my horn in the dust. Job 16:16 My face is foul with weeping, and on my eyelids [is] the shadow of death; Job 16:17 Not for [any] injustice in mine hands: also my prayer [is] pure. Job 16:18 O earth, cover not thou my blood, and let my cry have no place. Job 16:19 Also now, behold, my witness [is] in heaven, and my record [is] on high. Job 16:20 My friends scorn me: [but] mine eye poureth out [tears] unto God.
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Maz
QUOTE(Pamela @ Jan 12 2006, 08:46 PM)
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 10:44 PM)
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 08:41 PM)
[Still waters run deep.
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Job 16:15 I have sewed sackcloth upon my skin, and defiled my horn in the dust. Job 16:16 My face is foul with weeping, and on my eyelids [is] the shadow of death; Job 16:17 Not for [any] injustice in mine hands: also my prayer [is] pure. Job 16:18 O earth, cover not thou my blood, and let my cry have no place. Job 16:19 Also now, behold, my witness [is] in heaven, and my record [is] on high. Job 16:20 My friends scorn me: [but] mine eye poureth out [tears] unto God.
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Psa 45:1 <To the chief Musician upon Shoshannim, for the sons of Korah, Maschil, A Song of loves.> My heart is inditing a good matter: I speak of the things which I have made touching the king: my tongue [is] the pen of a ready writer.
onetiggerroo
Maz, everyone makes mistakes that is why we are human.

It's a good thing God forgives us of our wrong doings!
Maz
QUOTE(onetiggerroo @ Jan 12 2006, 08:51 PM)
Maz, everyone makes mistakes that is why we are human. 

It's a good thing God forgives us of our wrong doings!
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I never make "misteaks" laugh.gif
Pamela
If you ask me, oh! were you asking me? Well anyway what is a "mistake." never heard the word before. blink.gif
lov4all
QUOTE(Mazinaw @ Jan 12 2006, 10:52 PM)
QUOTE(onetiggerroo @ Jan 12 2006, 08:51 PM)
Maz, everyone makes mistakes that is why we are human. 

It's a good thing God forgives us of our wrong doings!
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I never make "misteaks" laugh.gif
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QUOTE(Pamela @ Jan 12 2006, 10:55 PM)
If you ask me, oh! were you asking me?  Well anyway what is a "mistake." never heard the word before.   blink.gif
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a "misteak" is when you leave your ribeye on the grill too long!! A tragedy... a real shame .... tongue.gif

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(not totally awake yet...feeling a little silly this morning blush.gif )
wernotalone
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good one...or a misteak is when you cover it up with so much steak sause it loses it's flavor... tongue.gif
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