Christian-Forum.net > ~ Gonna Be A Bear? ~

whirlwind

Nov 23 2008, 07:32 PM

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate so you just sleep for 6 months.....I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.....I could deal with that.

When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you sleep and awaken to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs.....I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if your cubs get out of line...you swat them too.....I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat....Yup, gonna be a bear!

~ Unknown (but a definite winner)

Here Am I

Nov 23 2008, 08:01 PM

So...where's my coffee?

"Forum" bear.

signet

Nov 23 2008, 09:32 PM

well, yeah.

i once met a man that told me he was a teddy bear, but it turns out that he
was talking in his sleep and still in hybernation. i booted him out of the den
and told him to rise and shine, but he preferred to keep his nose in the dirt...
looking for bugs...some bears are like that, i guess. he just couldn't be a good bear
and bare fruit because he liked to hang out in dark forums on dark nights, then
was unable to find the honey during the day, so he lost his way. poor bear.

he never experienced zoe life, but talked about the congregation all the time,
but never would set foot into a real fellowship with other bears. he just ragged
on them and other critters, too. it made him feel superior, somehow.

but that is another story.

good night little bear, enjoy a sweet dream, then wake up to smell
the coffee. that's what i used to say...but not anymore.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd314/s...atorOctober.jpg

thanks for reminding me of this story. somehow i can relate...

signet

researcher

Nov 24 2008, 12:23 AM

QUOTE (whirlwind @ Nov 23 2008, 04:32 PM)

In this life I am a woman. In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear you get to hibernate so you just sleep for 6 months.....I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.....I could deal with that.

When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you sleep and awaken to partially grown, cute, cuddly, cubs.....I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs and if your cubs get out of line...you swat them too.....I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat....Yup, gonna be a bear!

~ Unknown (but a definite winner)

Breakdancing bear

signet

Nov 24 2008, 12:37 AM

I love the breakdancing bear...

it reminds me of one that just got tossed over....or out.

blessings,
signet

researcher

Nov 24 2008, 12:58 AM

QUOTE (signet @ Nov 23 2008, 09:37 PM)

I love the breakdancing bear...

it reminds me of one that just got tossed over....or out.

blessings,
signet

I like this one better!

whirlwind

Nov 24 2008, 07:36 AM

QUOTE (signet @ Nov 23 2008, 10:32 PM)

well, yeah.

i once met a man that told me he was a teddy bear, but it turns out that he
was talking in his sleep and still in hybernation. i booted him out of the den
and told him to rise and shine, but he preferred to keep his nose in the dirt...
looking for bugs...some bears are like that, i guess. he just couldn't be a good bear
and bare fruit because he liked to hang out in dark forums on dark nights, then
was unable to find the honey during the day, so he lost his way. poor bear.

he never experienced zoe life, but talked about the congregation all the time,
but never would set foot into a real fellowship with other bears. he just ragged
on them and other critters, too. it made him feel superior, somehow.

but that is another story.

good night little bear, enjoy a sweet dream, then wake up to smell
the coffee. that's what i used to say...but not anymore.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd314/s...atorOctober.jpg

thanks for reminding me of this story. somehow i can relate...

signet

Dear Signet....that sounds like it would be a good story between friends over a cup of coffee...or hot chocolate. I would imagine there are many "good stories" packed away by His children. Amazingly and thankfully....they lead us to Him.