come to Australia i cracked up due to being croation i know what serbs can be like yet if you want to see what i see in some red neck towns in Australia it wil blow you away like the irish the aussie blokes do the same come valentines day you wil find the aussie bloke walking into a $2 dollar conveniance store pick out say a cheep neckless or go for a walk down his street he lives in come to the nearest house that has roses growing in the garden pluck out a few roses make it look like he brought it from the nursery stores go to the nearest bin find some wraping paper get rid of the dirt and smell wrap the roses up with a cheep block of choclates gives this to his girl friend or fiancee or his wife then the aussie bloke goes of to the pub or at his mates place down a few slabs and thats valentines day in australia
homer sympson should be given the award seen the espisode were all the men get mad at poor apo he does what he can to win his wife over and apu goes out of his way were he out does all the men in the town homer chief wigam the doc and moe and flanders and the school principal end up in homers car and they follow apu they see elton john come out of the plane thinking apu got elton john to play for his wife poor elton john ends up being locked in a cat cage or i think dog cage and homer goes after the pilot to be taken threw a field of roses were he lands in the back yard all bruised up and roses in his mouth he fals to the ground marg sympson kisses him homer cracks me up
i did it sevral times walked to a garden in the next street at night picked a few roses and gave them to my second girl friend i use to hate valentimes day and i hated being romantic but know i am the true romantic i do what i can to please my fiancee soon to be my wife on the 18th of dec she is a pastor and has never gone out with a guy she has been on her own only once ended up in a relationship but he was not right for her
she is more excited she told me she has her wedding dress one of our members put the dress together i was stressing out due to the bill for the wedding and the price i payed for our rings lol its her day so on the 18th of dec 2008 guys think of me and please keep me in your prayers my mate who is coming with me to the philipines has been a blesing but i cant believe how expensive weddings are becomming we have the golf club booked out as our function
she emails me teling me i love you i say yep honey i love you and look at the bill to remind me of the sacrifces i am making to were she enjoys the day with out stressing over the price why cant weddings be cheep like $50 or $100
good one lol
Damo
good thing I'm a squirrel