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LarryD
I am going to post the links to all the threads which discerning believers ought to know is pure and simple umgala gala. I may have a mean list over time. For those who say what gives me the right to judge this I say why not me?

What is umgala gala?

Let us say a politician goes to an African nation and is standing on the podium giving a speech to a local tribe. He makes promise after promise and to each wonderful oration the natives raise their fists high in the air and shout, "Umgala gala! Umgala gala!" The politician is so pleased with the response from the crowd, it bolsters him to new highs of grandeur. But the meeting is soon over and the tribal chief takes the fellow back to the local landing strip. They have to take a short cut across a cow pasture and there are cow patties everywhere...so the tribal leader says, "Please mr man, watch your step! Your shoes are so beautiful! Please not to step in the umgala gala!



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God Rebukes Republican Party During Obama's Speech, And On Eve Of Republican National Convention., REPUBLICAN PARTY IS LUKEWARM FOR CHRIST.

http://www.christian-forum.net/index.php?s...c=22861&hl=

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The Gentiles Sacrifice To Devils, Rapture, Christmas, Easter, going to heaven, trinity

http://www.christian-forum.net/index.php?s...mp;#entry229911


This is put here mainly because I crossed it all day long and at a glance it seemed to say...Sarah Palin For VD (venerial disease)

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Sarah Palin, For V.p., Presidential Elections

http://www.christian-forum.net/index.php?s...c=22900&hl=


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damo7



thanks larry d i know the thread you are talking about when i got back from church i went in to that thread and took my time reading what was being discussed as its monday in Australia i spent a good hour going over that thread i cracked up by what one prophet was leaving its as if this prophet was not allowing the members to have their say

their are few topics that need to be pointed out to the members of this forum also we have chrisians know jumping to this forum from other forums

i left one forum due to what you have pointed out my account is active but i tend not to go to that fourm no more i like it hear too much


God bless from damo
LarryD
QUOTE (damo7 @ Aug 31 2008, 06:47 PM) *
thanks larry d i know the thread you are talking about when i got back from church i went in to that thread and took my time reading what was being discussed as its monday in Australia i spent a good hour going over that thread i cracked up by what one prophet was leaving its as if this prophet was not allowing the members to have their say their are few topics that need to be pointed out to the members of this forum also we have chrisians know jumping to this forum from other forums i left one forum due to what you have pointed out my account is active but i tend not to go to that fourm no more i like it hear too much God bless from damo

I give you the vestiture of being a spiritual hippy...neither of us tip toe through the tulips do we?
damo7
QUOTE (LarryD @ Aug 31 2008, 10:09 PM) *
QUOTE (damo7 @ Aug 31 2008, 06:47 PM) *
thanks larry d i know the thread you are talking about when i got back from church i went in to that thread and took my time reading what was being discussed as its monday in Australia i spent a good hour going over that thread i cracked up by what one prophet was leaving its as if this prophet was not allowing the members to have their say their are few topics that need to be pointed out to the members of this forum also we have chrisians know jumping to this forum from other forums i left one forum due to what you have pointed out my account is active but i tend not to go to that fourm no more i like it hear too much God bless from damo

I give you the vestiture of being a spiritual hippy...neither of us tip toe through the tulips do we?



thanks that is right brother when i tip toe through the tulips i love to have my 9 iron by my side or tyre iron and then say 4 i love playing golf with the tulips i come across though when i am in Queen sland the poor cain toads get a beating and its funny seeing a cain toad splash on the front end of a nice new BMW

so when you are down under and find your self in Queensland the law is cain toads are your enemy and you wil not get into trouble the police turn the eye if you get my gist

i will get some photos up when i come back as a mate wants me to go to Queensland you wil crack up with what we do with thes big cain toads golf sticks come in handy you cant play t ball with a cain toad as they tend to bounce of the t ball that is why we use 9 irons



God bless from damo
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