a highway dept employee stopped to talk with a farmer
he told the farmer....."i need to inspect your land for a possible new road"
the farmer said........"ok, but don't get out in that pasture over there"
the man flashed his ID card and said........."i have the authority of the State to go anywhere i want. See this card?"
so the farmer went back to his chores on the farm
it wasn't much later when the farmer heard loud screams ........he saw the man running for his life, with the farmer's huge bull chasing him.
the farmer yelled out......."show him your card!..Show him your card!"
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QUOTE (dennis mann @ Jul 21 2008, 05:02 PM) 
a highway dept employee stopped to talk with a farmer
he told the farmer....."i need to inspect your land for a possible new road"
the farmer said........"ok, but don't get out in that pasture over there"
the man flashed his ID card and said........."i have the authority of the State to go anywhere i want. See this card?"
so the farmer went back to his chores on the farm
it wasn't much later when the farmer heard loud screams ........he saw the man running for his life, with the farmer's huge bull chasing him.
the farmer yelled out......."show him your card!..Show him your card!"
he told the farmer....."i need to inspect your land for a possible new road"
the farmer said........"ok, but don't get out in that pasture over there"
the man flashed his ID card and said........."i have the authority of the State to go anywhere i want. See this card?"
so the farmer went back to his chores on the farm
it wasn't much later when the farmer heard loud screams ........he saw the man running for his life, with the farmer's huge bull chasing him.
the farmer yelled out......."show him your card!..Show him your card!"
QUOTE (dennis mann @ Jul 21 2008, 05:02 PM)
a highway dept employee stopped to talk with a farmer
he told the farmer....."i need to inspect your land for a possible new road"
the farmer said........"ok, but don't get out in that pasture over there"
the man flashed his ID card and said........."i have the authority of the State to go anywhere i want. See this card?"
so the farmer went back to his chores on the farm
it wasn't much later when the farmer heard loud screams ........he saw the man running for his life, with the farmer's huge bull chasing him.
the farmer yelled out......."show him your card!..Show him your card!"
he told the farmer....."i need to inspect your land for a possible new road"
the farmer said........"ok, but don't get out in that pasture over there"
the man flashed his ID card and said........."i have the authority of the State to go anywhere i want. See this card?"
so the farmer went back to his chores on the farm
it wasn't much later when the farmer heard loud screams ........he saw the man running for his life, with the farmer's huge bull chasing him.
the farmer yelled out......."show him your card!..Show him your card!"
LOL!
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